Elephant Masquerade

So, this morning as I was sitting here at work, and Tracey and I were talking in my office *(Note: I am not sure about the grammar when it comes to "Tracey and I" or "me and Tracey"). I was telling here about my new blog (this one) and the title. She then proceed to tell me about how to tie you hair so that it looks like an elephant trunk. This was something she did as a child apparently.

Step 1: Spell Step 1 correctly... (I lost a fourth grade spelling bee one time with the word "temperature").

Step 2: Take band and put them in ponytail right above forehead.

Step 3: (Yes there is more steps, otherwise, you would just look like a unicorn). We are going to make the ears. Take a good chunk of hair from 1 side of head, (left or right) really close to the front and put it in a ponytail. Do the same to the opposite side.

And now, you look like an amazing elephant... take that girl who was in a Knight's Tale with Heath Ledger and always had that amazing hair styles that I always wanted to do. Take it.