When a Girl Becomes a Woman

I don't know what defines that moment when a girl becomes a woman. It may be, as Tiny Fey writes in her book, "When a man make an inappropriate remark to a woman." In my opinion though, that may be a little bit off.

I think I first felt like a woman when my body started to ache and I all the sudden started relating to my parents' grumblings of gray hair and acid reflux.

I definitely feel like a woman now, and do you want to know why.

I am having heartburn from a Cutie... You know, those sweet little orange fruits that are suppose to be so nutritious for little kids. Those Cuties are actually little devils, that is for sure. 

So now that my grumbling is over and I feel like a grown woman, I will go take some Tums and wonder to bed, knowing tomorrow I will be one day closer to becoming more like Betty White.